Chapter 168

Chapter 168

President and Jjajangmyeon (1)

Click! Click click! Click!

Camera flashes bursting sparkling from all sides.

Even the broadcasting station cameraman who was roughly capturing the entrance ceremony video began approaching carefully.

The underworld messenger whistled low.

[This interest tremendous?]

The underworld messenger without being told turned the spectator seats swish.

While doing auditory share not field of view share after a long time.

Political and business world celebrities murmuring small.

-Originally didn’t the U-gwang school entrant oath the high school top take?

-Hearing the only full marks in all subjects before the entrance exam?

-Oh my, U-gwang school entrance exam famous for difficult. No full marks until now?

-First since school opening. So even elementary school new student became entrant representative.

-Not even a few months since registered in Taeseong family and top. Seems a very smart friend.

The underworld messenger looked back.

[You were entrance exam top?]

‘Indeed. Because first hearing for me too?’

Not specially treated by presidential instruction?

U-gwang’s Kim Dae-sik omitted all such words and chattered family’s glory or what? Tsk!

-Heard the central intelligence director showed large interest in Taeseong’s youngest grandson there?

-Don’t even say. The Inwangsan Fairy Bodhisattva ran in socks and prostrated.

-Oh my, then all shamans ran out and played music and laid cotton cloth, treated extremely?

-The president also separately invited to the tank demonstration event.

-Until now no time the president observed the U-gwang school entrance ceremony? Surely because of that little kid······.

-Ei, surely. No. No way taking precious steps because of mere elementary student.

People who like talking about others moved mouths busily.

Ears hurting to death.

-Recently heard the sound His Excellency pouring special interest and preferential treatment to Taeseong Group.

-Looking into even at the Blue House New Year luncheon separately sent an invitation to Taeseong Group’s youngest son?

-Gave U-gwang’s affiliates as if to show only to Taeseong so words all done?

-Rumor circulating that the sponsorship funds Taeseong Construction collected at the year-end night all His Excellency’s presidential election funds.

Turned off the auditory share with the underworld messenger.

I only tired both doing and hearing back talk.

Not my style.

‘Haaaam.’

A yawn burst.

‘There words really dirty many!’

Both spectator seats, command platform.

‘Just congratulations on entrance, one word enough. Tsk. Like this will stay overnight!’

Whether past or now lecture time always boring!

The president’s voice flowed riding the amplifier.

“I have one thing to specially tell the nation’s parents. That precisely our children’s education problem.”

Yes, no.

The problem you discussing children’s education problem and abusing children.

Now students standing on the playground under the scorching sun twisting whole bodies and suffering.

“······I think the time has come for the government or school or parents to deeply reflect regarding our children’s education. Recently our parents overwork children too much in studying, bringing major threats to children’s health and emotional aspects.”

Euu, boring!

“······However even these various government efforts can’t achieve the expected results without establishing teacher authority. True education can’t be done in a school without teacher authority where disciples regard teachers lightly.”

Where here, who am I?

Who put me as general entrant representative.

On the platform unable even to go down.

What glory this? Penalty performance!

“······As long as the paradoxical situation of no learning in the hall of learning not corrected, true education can’t be done.”

So no choice but yawns coming out repeatedly.

‘Haaaam!’

I roughly covered the mouth with a hand and yawned long.

Then suddenly foresaw a chilling future.

Discovering the people lined in turn on the command platform.

‘Surely not after the president’s lecture U-gwang chairman’s lecture, next foundation chairman’s lecture, next even principal’s lecture! Continuing endlessly only lecture complaint like this?’

Even just principals here how many!

U-gwang kindergarten director, U-gwang elementary school principal, U-gwang middle school principal, even U-gwang high school principal!

I ended up shivering.

No good.

‘Hey, guardian deity.’

I struck fingers.

Tak.

The underworld messenger appeared like smoke with a slide.

[Haaaam!]

The underworld messenger also poured yawns first thing.

[There words really dirty many!]

The temper shouting loudly additional option.

‘Yes, called you precisely because of that.’

[Hmm?]

The underworld messenger tilted the head.

[How help what?]

‘Let’s cause dongti.’

[What?]

The underworld messenger looked back at me with absurd eyes.

[Telling to cause dongti to a person staying still without even asking?]

‘Is there another method to shut that snout besides that?’

[······.]

I said indifferently.

‘Not hoping severe. Just close the snout. How?’

[······I don’t know the matter.]

‘Funny! I know all you caused dongti to Secretary Lee and Mansour father-in-law saying will prevent the plane crash sticking in the Arabian Sea on the first day of the new year?’

[······M, memory not coming?]

‘Bird head?’

The vermilion bird spinning round and round in the air on the kindergarten new student side.

Spread large transparent wings and opened the beak wide.

[Cheep cheep!]

[If no sense shut up, bird head.]

[Chee······ap.]

At the underworld messenger’s fierce gaze the vermilion bird tightly closed the beak like a mute.

Even the wings spread proudly, the feathers that were bouncing flames in all directions instantly shriveled.

‘Will shut the president’s mouth like shut the vermilion bird’s mouth?’

[······This messenger does not intervene in human world matters.]

‘This guy same sound only opening mouth. If not human world matter heaven’s secret leak.’

The underworld messenger crossed arms and abruptly turned the head.

Looking at that stubborn face I clicked the tongue.

‘Gave hamburger for nothing.’

[······.]

‘Guy who can’t even do meal price, what pretty gave two.’

[······.]

‘Enough, get lost. Go watch dramas or something.’

[Not doing dramas now.]

I snorted.

‘Clearly know the time dramas rebroadcast.’

[Really. The entrance ceremony event here coming out on all channels.]

‘······.’

[Yawning because boring and you called.]

Somehow!

This guy pouring yawns as soon as appeared!

I became absurd and glanced back.

Click! Click! Click!

Cameramen called from various media companies bursting camera flashes bang bang and shooting hard.

U-gwang Chairman Kim Dae-sik watching that appearance contentedly with a proud expression.

‘Surely······.’

Inspection search even mobilizing central intelligence agents, banners looking excessively gorgeous, newspaper companies and broadcasting stations called noisily, even prepared broadcasting station microphones not even live broadcast.

There was something pointing.

‘Prepared more noisily keeping in mind the president will observe the entrance ceremony this.’

Matched the words Chairman Kim Dae-sik grinned and said earlier.

-Heard the president personally will reward, can’t not run out.

-Let’s stamp eye seals side by side to His Excellency among us who rode the same boat.

U-gwang’s Chairman Kim Dae-sik glancing at the president’s back with eyes full of expectation.

An expression of when will throw a bone with large meat attached.

‘As caught Kim Hyeong-won the Koreagate buried vaguely. Reward······.’

What?

Became curious the reason U-gwang’s Kim Dae-sik so anxious and making a fuss.

The underworld messenger shook one foot tak tak with a very displeased expression.

[Damn long speech! Does this end? Ehyu, that guy also nagging as much as our king.]

The underworld messenger glared at the president with arms crossed.

[Surely those guys all waiting for speech turn? The guy doing now still several pages left!]

‘Probably.’

[Nooooo!]

The underworld messenger folded the large robe sleeves up.

When the underworld messenger walking stride stride toward the president.

The president looked around the audience swish then folded the remaining several pages of the speech at once.

“Talent soon national power. I will wait for the eternal glory and development, and dazzling future of the excellent talents of U-gwang school who will support the Republic of Korea. That’s all.”

[······.]

The underworld messenger stopped steps with a vain expression.

The president went down from the command platform without lingering.

[This guy, instinct dirty good?]

Wanted to see the appearance of the president’s complexion changing once though.

Clap clap clap clap!

Amid large applause and cheers the president exited waving hands vigorously.

U-gwang’s Chairman Kim Dae-sik grabbed the microphone next turn.

“Ahem ahem!”

Swish swish.

The underworld messenger brushed past from U-gwang’s Chairman Kim Dae-sik to even the people waiting for the next turn all.

Chairman Kim Dae-sik’s complexion instantly changed to dirt color.

Other people waiting for turn fled lined hurriedly after.

“With the start of spring March our··· euk······ U-gwang welcomes your entrance. Entrance ceremony above end! Disperse!”

“······?”

Like that the entrance ceremony scheduled with long long ceremony order ended meaninglessly fast.

I patted palms tak tak.

“Uhuhoot!”

As the entrance ceremony ended quickly kids cheered happily.

Everyone shouted the snacks wanting to eat and laughed and chattered.

Seems not only me hating assembly time.

“Ehehe, indeed brother-in-law the best!”

Yerin put the vermilion bird on the shoulder and raised a thumb toward me.

Because freed from disaster-preventing pain this kid also became able to attend U-gwang kindergarten.

“Older brother Jeong-hyeok! This gift!”

Yerin shyly held out a note neatly folded with pink Korean paper.

今日運勢: 爆彈宣言 凶變吉 進擊

I frowned.

“Today’s fortune? Because bomb declaration changes misfortune to fortune so push straight in?”

“Yes!”

“Why wrote this hard in Chinese characters? By any chance because of heaven’s secret leak?”

“No, I still don’t know Korean.”

“······.”

Six years old age to know Korean degree?

“Writing Chinese characters so neatly?”

“Don’t use Korean when looking at four pillars or copying Buddhist scriptures. Hehehe.”

“······.”

Yerin smiled brightly.

“Later eat jjajangmyeon with me. So don’t pick and eat anything recklessly?”

This surely date application?

Then do what. Date.

“Firmly earn points from the scary uncle and come.”

What sound?

What matter I earn points from scary uncle.

“Then will wait.”

Yerin waved hands with a bright face.

* * *

“Young Master Jeong-hyeok.”

Called so looked back.

Secretary Kim smiling with a bit troubled face.

“His Excellency invited to lunch.”

Absurd.

No, a matter of choking eating?

“Am I a rank to share a table with the president?”

“If above says do have to do. Take this in advance at least.”

Secretary Kim held out children’s digestive medicine to me.

“Like jjajangmyeon? Reserved a nearby Chinese restaurant. Let’s go.”

“The thought all children like jjajangmyeon prejudice.”

“So dislike jjajangmyeon?”

“No. I like jjajangmyeon.”

What? Why? What!

When did I say dislike jjajangmyeon?

Said dislike eating with the president!

‘Ah······! This kid said such words knowing this?’

Suddenly recalled Yerin’s words.

-Firmly earn points from the scary uncle and come. Then will wait.

I smiled faintly.

“Good. Anyway had words wanting to say to the president.”

“This time also bomb declaration?”

“Fights originally first punch.”

I absolutely hate receiving one-sided notification.