Chapter 29

Chapter 29

Cold Analysis Is Bullshit!

“Okay, everyone! Do you see where I came today?”

Myeondosa holding the smartphone camera shouted fussily and turned the lens direction.

The place reflected beyond the screen was in front of Jin Myeong Gak that was heating the internet the hottest recently.

-Wow crazy! Finally revisiting Jin Myeong Gak?!

-Hyung, I also went after seeing hyung’s video last week and lined up for 2 hours and came. Thought I’d die waiting. But satisfied right after tasting.ㅋㅋㅋ

-Ah, I want to go too but too far... ㅠㅠ

-Last live was legendary. ㅋㅋㅋ

The chat window of the real-time live broadcast began burning instantly.

Myeondosa fake-coughed as if shy and smacked his lips.

“Keuheum, no··· I haven’t not eaten noodle dishes in every corner of the country right? But really, this jajangmyeon comes to mind when I turn around, and comes to mind. So today, I ran from dawn!”

When Myeondosa held the camera and moved his steps toward the front of the restaurant, his mouth fell open.

“Wow··· everyone, it’s long before opening time now right? But look at the lining up. It’s no joke.”

The waiting line captured on the camera was lined up long to a degree incomparable to the last visit. At that time, some people standing in line recognized Myeondosa and waved hands gladly.

“Eh? Isn’t it Myeondosa?!”

“Wow! Jackpot! It’s really Myeondosa!”

When people cheered and recognized him, Myeondosa also made a good-natured smile and bowed in greeting.

“Aigo, hello! Everyone came early.”

“I came all the way here after seeing Myeondosa’s video! I ate last week and completely fell for it so I took annual leave today and came again!”

“Me too! I came recklessly because too curious after seeing Namgung Wi chef’s humiliation video!”

Conversation naturally continued with the customers on site.

“Haha, the Namgung Wi chef incident was really something I couldn’t even imagine. Moreover not long ago even the Sura’s Kitchen broadcasting station staff. Here the taste is taste but the chef’s momentum is no joke.”

“Right!”

Just when Myeondosa and the customers were sharing Jin Myeong Gak’s heroic tales and blooming laughter flowers.

The restaurant glass door opened and Bong-gu came out.

-Eh? It’s the large hyung!

-Jin Myeong Gak Zhang Fei is proceeding.

-Really the build is no joke. If seen up close it seems completely intimidating. ㅋㅋㅋ

-Completely likable hyung.

“Good morning!”

“Came to do open run today too!”

“Oh my, large oppa! Cool today too!”

When people waved hands gladly from all sides and gave affectionate greetings, Bong-gu paused.

“Ah, yes···! Good day! Eve, everyone came early. Haha···”

Bong-gu reddened his face unfitting for the rough build at all and only roughly scratched the innocent back of his head with a large hand.

At the large one’s bizarre reverse appearance the chat window went into chaos.

-Crazy ㅋㅋㅋ look at the gap moe ㅋㅋㅋ

-Is it real being shy with that build??? ㅋㅋㅋ

-Girl sensibility on Zhang Fei face ㅋㅋㅋ completely likable.

-Shyly with that build is strangely cute ㅋㅋㅋ

Myeondosa who was laughing watching that scene also held the camera and gave a greeting toward Bong-gu in a bright voice.

“Hello! You worked hard guarding the front of the restaurant today too!”

At Myeondosa’s greeting toward himself Bong-gu was startled and deeply bowed his waist.

“Ah, yes! You, YouTuber teacher also came extremely early! Ah, haha··· always thank you for loving our chef’s cooking so much!”

Bong-gu showed an awkward smile as if the pouring attention was too burdensome then hurriedly turned his body.

Then he carefully stuck a large paper on the glass window.

“Eh··· what is that? Business hours change?”

[Meat jjamppong start - 15,000 won / double 20,000 won]

“······?!”

“Heol! Meat jjamppong?!”

In an instant, not only the people standing in the waiting line but even Myeondosa himself was shocked and shouted.

“Everyone! Did you see just now?! A new menu finally came out at Jin Myeong Gak!! And that meat jjamppong!”

The chat window was literally on the verge of explosion.

-The real man chef who insisted on single menu finally new menu?!

-Wow shit, jajangmyeon is that level so how delicious will jjamppong be ㄷㄷ

-But is the price real? 15,000 won? Double is 20,000 won? ㅋㅋㅋ

-Not seafood but meat jjamppong and 15,000 won is crossing the line?

-Last time also cursed saying crossed the line then all burrowed after seeing Myeondosa finish three bowls ㅋㅋㅋ this time trust and see.

“Meat jjamppong without seafood··· usually the standard of jjamppong is making refreshing taste with seafood, will they see the match only with meat? Ah, going crazy. I came to eat jajangmyeon but suddenly tremendous internal conflict started!”

In that way after about an hour of waiting, finally the restaurant door opened and Myeondosa could also occupy one seat and sit.

“Order here!”

When Bong-gu serving as if flying through the hall approached, Myeondosa bit his lips and said with a resolute face.

“Please give today’s newly out meat jjamppong. Regular.”

-Ooo! Indeed Myeondosa! New menu review let’s go!

-Can you endure not eating jajangmyeon? ㅋㅋㅋ

-Why order only one, order both?

At the chat window’s reaction Myeondosa seriously shook his head.

“Everyone, in the real world of gourmet if you eat two strong foods at once the taste gets disturbed and you can’t give a proper evaluation. Today I’ll analyze very coldly and pickily whether this meat jjamppong is worth 15,000 won.”

At his words the live chat window began being plastered with viewers’ sneers instantly.

-Coldly and pickily? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Last week we all saw reason flying while slurping three bowls of jajangmyeon?

-Saying ridiculous things ㅋㅋㅋ let’s see if he can be cold even in front of jjamppong ㅋㅋㅋ

-Hyung, with that mouth that had jet-black chunjang plastered and dragon burp, cold song? Where’s conscience? ㅋㅋㅋ

-I bet my entire fortune 500 won that today too eyes roll after one bite of broth and nose dive ㅋㅋㅋ

-Cold? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ picky? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ is today’s mukbang concept comedy ㅋㅋㅋ

At the pouring fact violence of subscribers Myeondosa reddened his face and fake-coughed.

“Keuheum! Okay okay, anyway! Everyone watch. Today my taste is more sensitive and sharp than any time. I absolutely won’t go over easily.”

Myeondosa who finished the order while trying to hide the embarrassment slightly raised the camera and filmed the kitchen beyond the serving window.

Still the young-looking chef with a blank expression as if everything is bothersome, Lee Jin-myeong.

Hwaaaaaaaaak!!

A strong flame surged up as if exploding.

“The same. The overwhelming performance pouring from that indifferent expression.”

A moment later.

Tak!

“Meat jjamppong is out. Enjoy your meal!”

Bong-gu put down the heavy bowl on Myeondosa’s table and turned around.

“Eh··· it came out extremely fast than expected?”

Myeondosa slightly narrowed his brow.

“Eum··· everyone. Honestly speaking now a little, a very little I’m anxious.”

Myeondosa lowered his voice and said as if carefully whispering toward the camera.

“Jjamppong originally needs time to sufficiently coat fire taste on vegetables and meat and draw out thick broth. But coming out this quickly? Did they forcibly raise the work speed because too many customers flocked? If not properly coating firepower and boiling hastily jjamppong easily becomes just a spicy red pepper powder plain soup···”

The dilemma famous restaurants commonly experience.

Feeling anxiety for a moment thinking whether the worst situation of taste dropping from shortening cooking time due to flocking customers had come to Jin Myeong Gak too.

At Myeondosa’s worry, the atmosphere of the live chat window also began stirring instantly.

-Ah... already lost the beginner’s mind? Suddenly exploding houses always do that.

-With people flocking like that crazy what can be done? Because of turnover rate.

-Haa ㅠㅠ it was my life jajangmyeon house, it shouldn’t collapse this fast.

-Receiving expensive at 15,000 won and if quality drops it’s completely crossing the line.

-Myeondosa hyung! Evaluate very coldly! If the taste changed cut immediately!

Comments mixed with viewers’ worries and concerns poured out.

“Okay, first let’s see the visual.”

Myeondosa who couldn’t put away suspicion brought the camera lens close to the bowl.

Without a single seafood, thinly julienned pork and fried onion, cabbage, green onion were piled thickly on the red broth.

Without eye-deceiving with flashy seafood garnishes, literally the rough and honest meat jjamppong itself.

“First the smell···”

Myeondosa brought his nose close to the bowl with a face full of doubt.

Thick meat aroma, following that the spicy of red pepper powder and fire aroma hit sharply.

“Wow··· everyone, the smell··· the smell is really crazy. First the smell is pass!”

-Please stop talking and eat quickly!

-Crazy... look at building suspense ㅡㅡ

-Hyung, quickly scoop the broth! Curious to the point of going crazy, really!!!

-Ah shit, put it in the mouth quickly before canceling subscription ㅋㅋㅋ

-Quickly! Quickly! Broth! Eat the broth and tell!!

At the chat window’s fierce urging Myeondosa lifted the spoon and scooped the red broth.

He showed the broth toward the camera once, then carefully pushed it into his mouth.

Hururuk.

Umul.

“······!!!”

At that moment, Myeondosa’s movement stopped exactly like a still frame.

Both eyes widened as if they would burst, and the spoon he was holding trembled finely.

-What, lag again? ㅋㅋㅋ

-Look at the expression ㅋㅋㅋㅋ that hyung lost reason again.

-How is the taste to be like that! Say something!

-Lost beginner’s mind? No? What????

The moment it touched the tongue, a tremendous wave of taste covered the taste.

Thick meat stock.

At the moment it could be greasy, the spiciness of red pepper powder caught the balance.

Here the harmony of thin meat strips melting without even chewing, and vegetables bursting refreshing sweet taste while crunching.

To the point the mind was dizzy from shock.

“Hururururuk! Eueoeoeo! Keuhaa!”

Myeondosa as if having no interest in broadcast or whatever anymore lifted chopsticks and began slurping the noodles like crazy.

“Ujeok ujeok! Hururuk! Wow, shit··· really gone crazy, this!”

Raw exclamations popped out from Myeondosa’s mouth.

At that mukbang the live chat window that had been holding breath and watching began fluctuating like crazy.

-You crazy bastard!! Come to your senses ㅋㅋㅋ it’s broadcast now!!

-No is it real reason evaporating as soon as eating one bite of broth ㅋㅋㅋ you said cold and picky earlier!!

-Nose dive started again ㅋㅋㅋ

-Ah, the slurping sound is crazy... I’m drooling now ㅠㅠ

-Hyung!! Say how the taste is!! Don’t just eat alone!!

Whether viewers’ comments raged or not, Myeondosa concentrated only on the meat jjamppong in front of his eyes.

Soon he even lifted the bowl itself and gulped the broth.

“Keuaaaaa!! Haa, haa···”

Myeondosa who finished the meat jjamppong in an instant put down the empty bowl and roughly pushed out breath.

-Wow 1 minute cut dishwashing finished ㅋㅋㅋ

-Look at that hyung’s tears welling ㅋㅋㅋ seems really moved.

-Face covered in sweat and lips bright red but looks fucking happy ㅋㅋㅋ this is real.

“······Everyone.”

After a long time he opened his mouth in a trembling voice.

“I dare to guarantee, from today the standard of Republic of Korea jjamppong will be divided into before and after Jin Myeong Gak.”

Myeondosa preciously stroked the empty bowl with a regrettable expression.

And in the end he couldn’t endure and raised his hand high.

“Th, there! Hyung!! One more bowl of meat jjamppong double here!!”

-You crazy bastard!! Eating again?!! ㅋㅋㅋ

-Where did the guy who said he’d evaluate coldly earlier go?!!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-What cold evaluation?!!! Reason all flew ㅋㅋㅋ

-Picky analysis is bullshit ㅋㅋㅋ just a beast that starved for a few days ㅋㅋㅋ

-Double additional form is crazy ㅋㅋㅋ is today jjamppong destruction!

-Ah shit, I’m going crazy from saliva gathering ㅠㅠ I have to boil even cup ramen right now.

-Hyung, really bad ㅠㅠ is there eating alone like that!!

Subscribers’ criticism was pouring in the chat window.

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